Great Lumberjack

A lumber camp advertise for a lumberjack . A skinny little guy show up at the camp the next day carrying an axe. The head lumberjack take one look at the puny little guy and tells to get lost.

Babies

  There were once two babies both in the same room with their cribs next to each other. After their mom tucked the babies in for sleep one babies went to the other baby and said "i can tell if you are a girl or a boy " the other baby said "ok what am i then ". The baby went under the other babies blanket